Pootz or Poser

The Original Pootz can laugh at herself and make you join it. She is wise, loyal, and has a severe case of Peter Pan syndrome. Do you have what it takes to be a Pootz?

1. What is your clothing style?

I keep up to date with the latest trends
Classic
I wear whatever covers my naughy bits.


2. What do you do when someone offers to buy you a drink?

Feel flattered and go over and thank them.
Politely refuse it.
Drink it; what else?


3. Define Ratrace

Ratrace? I love my job.
The daily grind
Something to do between commercials.


4. If you had twins what would you name them?

Something exotic
I'd wait until they were born then give them a name that suits
Sit Down and Shut Up


5. What did you want to be when you grew up?

Rich
A visionary
7


6. What is your favourite sexual position?

on the top
on the bottom
asleep


7. What do you love about Canada?

Being surrounded by nature
Free Health Care
Real Beer


8. What is your favourite food?

Sushi
Pizza
Beer!


9. A child is...

...a blessing from God
...to be protected
...too young to get me beer


10. A friend is someone

Who will always be there for you no matter what
Who sees mutual benefit in being your friend
Someone who can get me beer

27-30 points - You're a real Pootz, drop in and say hello to the original!
16-27 points - You are somone who can laugh at themselves from time to time, however that means you can also take yourself a little to seriously. Go say hi to Pootz, and learn how to lighten up!
10-16 points - Ok, so you are way too nice to be a Pootz, and it'd probably hurt your feelings if I called you a Poser, so stop in and say hi to Pootz; she'll make it all better.